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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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(via princessofthebeach)

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validx2:

After you finish masturbating and you start reflecting back on the filthy shit you just watched  

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(via fatmanshane)

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When Autocorrect changes a word you didn’t spell wrong…

brokenlimits:

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geeses:

I get really nervous using my cool stickers for things like what if I need this sticker later I won’t have it what will I do then

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